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COVID19 is Real- MFM GO, Daniel Olukoya Tells Nigerians
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COVID19 is Real- MFM GO, Daniel Olukoya Tells Nigerians

The General Overseer of the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries (MFM) Dr. Daniel Olukoya has urged Nigerians to take COVID-19 seriously and obey safety protocols as the virus is indeed real and in existence. Olukoya made the appeal when he spoke at the inauguration of a remodeled foyer of the University of Lagos’s Senate Building on Monday December 4. He said as a trained microbiologist, he was sure the virus does exist and should not be joked with. “The first thing is to convince the populace that it is real because some people don’t believe it exists. But I am a man of God and I have prayed for so many people with the same infirmity and I know that it exists. So, we should not joke with it. People should obey all the rules. And most importantly, we should pray that this...
“I would have stayed at Chelsea if I knew you would join” – Willian tells Thiago Silva
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“I would have stayed at Chelsea if I knew you would join” – Willian tells Thiago Silva

Willian has joked with Thiago Silva that he would have stayed at Chelsea, if he knew his compatriot would sign for the Blues, the UK Telegraph reports. Silva, 35, penned a one-year deal with Frank Lampard’s side last month after his contract at Paris Saint-Germain expired. Before then, Willian had left Stamford Bridge for Arsenal, ending his seven-year stay at the club. After Silva arrived in London, Willian playfully told the defender: “If I had known you were moving to Chelsea, I would have stayed there after all.” However, another Brazilian played a key role in Silva joining Chelsea. Ahead of PSG’s Champions League campaign in Lisbon, Neymar gave Chelsea a ringing endorsement, saying he was “remarkably clear” in urging Silva to join Frank Lampard’s side.
Chat Shows Medical Doctor  Blaming Women for Causing Rape by What they Wear
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Chat Shows Medical Doctor Blaming Women for Causing Rape by What they Wear

A Twitter user has shared screenshots of her chat with a medical doctor. The screenshots show him joking about rape and blaming it on the way women dress. In the chat, the doctor suggested that women should "wear agbada or caftan" to prevent rape. He added that "many times they attract it to themselves." When asked if he understands what rape means he joked that it's "the act when a female seduces a male to have an erection, then she runs away." A number of shocking posts have been shared defending rapists since the rape and murder of Uwa Omozuwa in a church. However, having a doctor join in defending rape has shocked Twitter users and they wondered how safe his patients are around him.
Katie Price Jokes About Becoming a Lesbian Because Men only Fuck her About
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Katie Price Jokes About Becoming a Lesbian Because Men only Fuck her About

British TV personality and former glamour model, Katie Price, has joked about becoming a 'lesbian' because men only 'f**k' her about amid her marriage woes. The 41-year-old made the comment as she hosted a make-up masterclass for her fans at Liverpool's Shankly Hotel on Friday. According to The Sun, she then asked the audience if they believed she was single, in which they replied 'yes'. Katie than responded: 'Oh my God. Any press watching that think I need to turn into a lesbian... maybe that is a good idea. 'Maybe we have a secret. I need to be a lesbian, because men just f*** me about.' This comes after her ex-husband Kieran Hayler reportedly took out a £10,000 loan to pay for their divorce and finally ended their marriage, two years after their split. Before her marri...
If I leave MLS you will have less to write about – Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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If I leave MLS you will have less to write about – Zlatan Ibrahimovic

LA Galaxy forward Zlatan Ibrahimovic has joked that the media will have nothing to write if he decides to leave Major League Soccer. Ibrahimovic, 38, can leave Galaxy when his contract expires at the end of December and he has refused to rule out a potential move. Galaxy face Minnesota United in the MLS playoffs on Sunday and when asked whether it will be his last game for the club, Ibrahimovic replied: "Could be. "There are no other thoughts, I respect my contract. If I leave you will have less to write about. "If I stay you will still have something to write about. Let's see what happens. But let's focus on the playoff. I think [my future] is not the right thing to discuss. "I've had a good time, good experience. I've learned a lot on how it works here, still a work in pro...
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson deletes tweet praising his ‘cousin’ Boris Johnson
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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson deletes tweet praising his ‘cousin’ Boris Johnson

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson deleted a tweet praising Boris Johnson after he joked that the new PM was his cousin. The wrestler and Hollywood actor joked on Good Morning Britain that the pair, who share a surname, were related. He later made the same joke on Twitter . The American star wrote: "Breaking: PM Boris Johnson is in fact my cousin [though we clearly look more like twins]. He also said he liked part of the new PM's speech. "Jokes aside, PM did say something in his speech I liked - 'the people are our bosses'. "100% agree. The people/audience/consumer will always matter most. #ourboss." But he was forced to backtrack and the tweet was deleted within 15 minutes after social media users hit out at his praise for the Tory PM. In a later tweet, he confirmed he was n...
‘I might steal his phone so he can’t talk to anyone!’ – Pereira hatches plan to keep Pogba at Man Utd
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‘I might steal his phone so he can’t talk to anyone!’ – Pereira hatches plan to keep Pogba at Man Utd

The World Cup-winning midfielder continues to be linked with a summer move elsewhere, but a current Red Devils team-mate is eager to see him stay put Andreas Pereira has joked that he is ready to aid Manchester United’s efforts to keep Paul Pogba at the club by stealing the Real Madrid target’s phone. Speculation surrounding the World Cup-winning midfielder’s future refuses to go away. Pogba has admitted that it may be time for him to make a fresh start after three years back at Old Trafford which have seen him attract regular rounds of criticism.
What De Bruyne Said about Hazard’s Move to Real Madrid
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What De Bruyne Said about Hazard’s Move to Real Madrid

Kevin De Bruyne has joked that his Belgium team-mate, Eden Hazard, is already in Madrid, with Chelsea set to confirm his departure. Real Madrid have finally agreed an initial €100million (£88.5m) fee for Hazard, while Chelsea could reportedly receive up to £130m once add-ons are included. Both clubs have not yet confirmed the transfer, but an announcement is imminent. And De Bruyne has suggested that Hazard will not be changing his mind, with a joke during an Instagram live video with Belgium’s national team. When asked by one fan on Hazard’s whereabouts, De Bruyne replied: “In Madrid, for sure.”
Kendall Jenner Had a Joke While Sharing Adorable Family Photo
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Kendall Jenner Had a Joke While Sharing Adorable Family Photo

American model and television personality, Kendall Jenner, 23, took to Instagram to share an adorable family photo of the Kardashian-Jenner clan and also joked about being the only sibling without a child. In the very rare image, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, and Kylie Jenner were pictured with their kids including Kendall Jenner, Kanye West, Travis Scott. Momager and KUWTK co-producer Kris Jenner with her beau Corey Gamble were also pictured in the family photo which was taken inside their Palm Springs mansion during Easter Sunday. Kendall, who posted the photo and captioned it with a heart also added a meme in the second slide of her post and joked that she would prefer to not breathe air if pregnancy was 'in the air.'   23, took to In...