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‘If a Man Buys you Flowers, Buy him Grass’ – Rapper, Cardi B Advises Women Ahead of Valentine’s Day
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‘If a Man Buys you Flowers, Buy him Grass’ – Rapper, Cardi B Advises Women Ahead of Valentine’s Day

American rapper, Cardi B, has taken to Twitter to admit to her female fans that men deserve to get gifts for Valentine’s Day, but it has to be less expensive than the women's gift. She also shared a bit of funny advice to her female fans, saying that if their partners get them flowers on Valentine's Day, they should return the favour by getting them 'grass.' The mother of one wrote: "Yes ! Men do deserve to get gift as well for Valentine’s Day, but the gift have to be less expensive than the girls gift . Soo if he buys you flowers you buy him grass."  
Twitter User Begins Search for a Life Partner for her Mum
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Twitter User Begins Search for a Life Partner for her Mum

A Twitter user has begun a search for a partner for her mum who is in her late 60s. Twitter user  @ who shared the photo of her mu on Twitter, wrote ''I am looking for a partner for my mother. Her former husband isn’t available Insha Allah. Someone kind, jovial, funny and in need of good company. She is a grandma in her late 60’s so any one above 65 would do. She doesn’t look her age and she is a good, fine, industrious woman''
Legendary Nollywood Actor, Ejike Asiegbu Shares Funny Throwback Photos With RMD
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Legendary Nollywood Actor, Ejike Asiegbu Shares Funny Throwback Photos With RMD

Thursdays are often known as a day for sharing old memories, especially with photos, such that have never been seen, mostly among TV stars and celebrities. Hence, the reason legendary Nollywood actor, Ejike Asiegbu is sharing such memories with his fans, at least, to put happy smiles on their faces. His latest features another industry great like himself, Richard Mofe Damijo, popularized as RMD. The duo are one of the pioneering members of the present day Nigerian film industry, mostly referred to as Nollywood, starring in dozens, if not hundreds of movies, home and far, including several blockbusters, TV series, Cinema movies and more. Sharing the throwback photos, Ejike Asiegbu wrote: “when men were boys @Mofedamijo #tbt,” and added, “Yesoooo, Mofe Damijo always a wonder...
“You’re Boring”- Lady Slams BBNaija, Cindy On IG
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“You’re Boring”- Lady Slams BBNaija, Cindy On IG

Former Big brother Naija housemate, Artiste VideoGrapher, Director, Influencer, Cindy slammed by a troll on social media According to her, she asked fans to drop their comments on what they know she likes alot, cautioning that they shouldn’t say food or spoon. “Can you comment one thing I like alot. I say “You” Pls don’t say Food or Spoon”, Cindy wrote. According to n.ello8, Cindy acts low and don’t give her fans vibe which leads to her boring nature. The user continued that Cindy’s over 460k followers are stagnant. Users comment below; “Its not an insult.but you…act low…you don’t give us the vibe…you are boring…your followers are stagnant… Who has 467k followers and still get 2thousand likes after weeks…take a look at the other housemates… In Bbn…your video quality are not ...
BBNaija, Diane Reveals She Was Shocked When A Confident Man Called Her Asking For Relationship
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BBNaija, Diane Reveals She Was Shocked When A Confident Man Called Her Asking For Relationship

Former Big brother Naija housemate, Diane reveals she was shocked when this confident man called her asking for relationship According to her, she got a call from an unknown person saying he wants a relationship with her and whatever she wants he will give to her The reality star said she wasn’t upset about it but his confidence was funny but cute though She wrote “Lol. So I just got a call from a guy, I must say a confident one. The Mr is so direct. me sef shock. Funny but cute.” Lol ? So I just got a call from a guy, I must say a confident one ??? The Mr is so direct ? me sef shock ?. Funny but cute ? — Official_DianeRusset (@DianeRusset) April 24, 2020
Hillarious! See The Funny Essay An Ibadan Student Wrote
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Hillarious! See The Funny Essay An Ibadan Student Wrote

A corps member serving in Ibadan has shared the essay one of his students submitted when he gave them an assignment. The Ibadan corper said he asked the students to write a narrative essay about an event they attended. Well, one of the students submitted the assignment with only one sentence that reads: “I did not go any where.” See the “shortest” narrative essay below;  
Tonto Dikeh Reacts To 5bn Donation To Dj Cuppy Foundation In A Funny Way
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Tonto Dikeh Reacts To 5bn Donation To Dj Cuppy Foundation In A Funny Way

Controversial Actress, Tonto Dike who is also the founder of the Tonto Dike Foundation has reacts to 5billion donation to cuppy foundation in a funny way, praizenews report. The Actress took to her social media account to express her amazement over the N5bn donation Otedola made to his daughter's project for the Save The Children Foundation. She then asked where her father was when the likes of Dangote were making money. Tonto Dikeh can be funny a times.she makes jokes out of everything. She later apologized to her dad for hurting him with her words. Lol
Funny Reply Simi Gave Johnny Drille When Asked To Collaborate On New Song
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Funny Reply Simi Gave Johnny Drille When Asked To Collaborate On New Song

After the just concluded Collaboration of the love/romantic Song “Halleluya” which was dropped by the Mavin Records Singer Johnny Drille featuring Simi, Johnny Drille has asked for a new release from the superstar who is known for her hit “Joromi”. In a tweet posted by the Marvin Records singer where he asked Simi for another collaboration said: "Thank you Simi I don’t mean to be in a rush after Halleluya, but when can we do another song? I have one sweeet idea like dat….." but instead he got a funny reply from her which drew a lot of funny attentions from her fans said: Lol wow Johnny "– if you’re serious serious, say kapachumarisjxikenko" This reply has made a lot of fans to throw back exciting comments on her handle below whereby “Johnny Drille” also made his intentio...
Lauretta Onochie Gives Funny And Scratchy Reply To Atiku
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Lauretta Onochie Gives Funny And Scratchy Reply To Atiku

The ever vocal Lauretta Onochie, social media aide to President Muhammadu Buhari, has replied former Vice President Atiku Abubakar on his defamatory claim and demand of N500M. She dismissed the letter from Mike Ozekhome(SAN)  and other threats  from the legal luminary  and Atiku ‘s team as a  deliberate ploy to make her lose focus as the legal battle to unseat President Buhari, her boss, gets intense. Recall that the former vice president’s lawyer, Mike Ozekhome (SAN), had in a letter to Onochie on Sunday, demanded five hundred million Naira, (N500m) and a written apology in six national and one international daily, as well as on all social media platforms wherein the said publication was made. According to her :“EVIL SHALL NO LONGER HAVE A VOICE NOR SAY, ANYWHERE IN NIGERIA. Good mo...
Oby Ezekwesili Slams Buhari over his Comment on IG’s Weight
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Oby Ezekwesili Slams Buhari over his Comment on IG’s Weight

Oby Ezekwesili had slammed President Muhammadu Buhari for his comment on the Inspector General of Police which he made on his return from a 10-day visit in London. At the airport, Buhari was asked by a reporter: “Are we likely to see a different approach in the fight against insecurity, especially kidnapping, which is a big issue now, Sir?” And the President responded: “You know, I have just seen the IG, he is… I think he is losing weight; so, I think he is working very hard.” According to Ezekwesili, the President’s response was… “callous joke about insecurity after ten days of Buhari leaving his country for some opaque private visit.” In a series of tweets on Monday, she said, “Citizens of every country have the power to determine how their political class can...
Social Media is not an Healing Place ( Funny Bone to Tonto Dikeh)
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Social Media is not an Healing Place ( Funny Bone to Tonto Dikeh)

Nigerian comedian Funny Bone has given his response to actress Tonto Dikeh after she blasted him for giving advice over her controversial outburst on ex-husband Olakunle Churchill. Funny Bone had called the actress to order the other day, which she didn’t find funny and called him ignorant for not knowing about her ex-husband’s alleged plots to bring her down. She wrote; Ehm funnybone where was your mouth and stupid advice when this Useless imbecile i married together with his fool azuka keeps granting interviews every 4days up ontill 6days ago?? OR IS HE LIVING IN A DIFFERENT WORLD THAT THIS ISNT 2YEARS AFYER?? OR Your mouth too heavy you to drop advice then?? It’s been 2years and this is my 2nd ever INTERVIEW & i aint done yet!! So save your peace for the end!! my frien...
Between actors Mike Godson, Etinosa and an Instagram user
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Between actors Mike Godson, Etinosa and an Instagram user

In the wake of the online drama surrounding an ex-couple, actor Mike Godson took to his Instagram page to advise men to be careful while choosing their partners. 'May God protect us from bad women. Witches everywhere, Run for your life' Godson wrote.     While commenting on the said post, actress and comedian Etionsa asked Godson if he were a good man. 'You yourself are you a good man' she wrote. A female Instagram user who didn't find Etinosa's comment funny replied her stating 'take a chill pill small time now you go naked' and Etinosa responded asking the IG user to commit suicide if she doesn't get the joke. See the exchange below.  
People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria
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People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria

Alibaba who shared his thought on reactions of Nigerians to a comedian winning the Ukrainian Presidential election, has disclosed that people are acting funny by asking if a comedian can be President in Nigeria. Alibaba who wondered why people will be asking if a comedian can be President in Nigeria, listed some ills affecting the country and further described the shared thought as a funny joke. He wrote;
DJ Computer Love Remix Davido’s Funny Viral Freestyle
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DJ Computer Love Remix Davido’s Funny Viral Freestyle

Wow! See What DJ Computer Love Did With Davido's Funny Viral Freestyle The recently mocked viral freestyle by African music star, Davido, has now been transformed into an unbelievably sweet, club-banging tune; thanks to Nigeria's computer head masked Disc Jockey/Remixer, DJ Computerlove (@djcomputerlove). Lol, you will not believe this was the same funny freestyle you heard a few days back. This is creativity! Checkout the song below and rate the DJ's effort.
Victoria Kimani Reacts to The Arrest of Empire Actor Jussie Smollett
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Victoria Kimani Reacts to The Arrest of Empire Actor Jussie Smollett

Victoria Kimani has reacted to the arrest of Empire actor Jussie Smollett who is currently now in police custody. According to the singer, people these days are doing mad things just for clout. In the post she shared on Twitter, Victoria Kimani advised people to wait for God’s time instead of trying to gain relevance through dishonest means. She tweeted: Oh Jussie….. the many risks of clout chasing …. now you might be going to jail …. just because you wanted people to talk about you …. People, let God deliver “Your time” don’t try and expedite “ relevance “ People are doing everything and anything for clout … looking mad dumb …. ???? wow” A follower chipped in with what appeared like a shade to Victoria Kimani: “Funny to see you are into God.” Clapping back, she wrote: “How i...
Slay Queens Claim They Used Men’s Boxers to Buy 2 New Honda Cars
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Slay Queens Claim They Used Men’s Boxers to Buy 2 New Honda Cars

A video has surfaced on the internet showing 2 slay queens claiming they used men’s boxers to buy 2 new Honda cars. While flaunting the two exotic cars, they claimed they no longer wear panties and their destinies cannot be used by Yahoo Boys who reportedly use ladies’ panties for rituals. The video is quite funny but it has got many people talking as they drop their comments. In recent times, Yahoo Boys have been rumoured to be using women underwear to acquire exotic Mercedez Benz cars from money-making rituals, however it appears the opposite gender is going that line of trade. Watch the video below; Video Player
Alec Baldwin Feels Threatened Over Trump Tweet Criticizing His Show
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Alec Baldwin Feels Threatened Over Trump Tweet Criticizing His Show

Alec Baldwin has expressed fear for his life over a new tweet shared by Donald Trump in critic of his constant impersonation of the US President on the show “Saturday Night Live”. Alec Baldwin has been impersonating Donald Trump since October 2016 but now feels threatened after Trump tweeted: “Nothing funny about tired ‘Saturday Night Live’ on fake news NBC!” “Question is, how do the networks get away with these total Republican hit jobs without retribution? Likewise, for many other shows? Very unfair and should be looked into. This is the real collusion!” Four minute later, he added: “THE RIGGED AND CORRUPT MEDIA IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!” Reacting to the tweet from Trump, Alec Baldwin says he now fears for his life and that of his family. “I wonder if a sitting president exh...
Barack Obama’s Valentine’s Day Message To Michelle Obama is Heartwarming
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Barack Obama’s Valentine’s Day Message To Michelle Obama is Heartwarming

Former US President Barack Obama wished his wife Michelle Obama a happy Valentine's day with heartwarming words. The father-of-two shared a photo of him and Michelle Obama together and wrote:   Happy Valentine’s Day to the extraordinarily smart, beautiful, funny, one and only @MichelleObama. It’s true; she does get down to Motown.
See what Lady Did to Prevent Girls From Flirting With her Boyfriend
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See what Lady Did to Prevent Girls From Flirting With her Boyfriend

A woman has come up with an interesting and hilarious way to prevent girls from flirting with her boyfriend Holly Cockerill, 24, made a T-shirt for boyfriend Karl Hennan with her face on it and some words for women who might have the intention of flirting with him. She went on to share photos of him wearing the T-shirt on Twitter. On the T-shirt he had on, was a warning to other women, which reads: If your reading this you’ve been looking at my man for too long. And this is how I’d be looking at you if I was here. Hi I’m Holly, his GIRLFRIEND! Holly’s caption for the photo reads: Don’t think Karl likes his new top I got him for his birthday x wear it with pride hun x. Holly’s tweet has gone viral with a lot of Twitter users finding it really funny. Karl, understoo...
Funny Nicknames Of Former Super Eagles Legends And How They Got Them
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Funny Nicknames Of Former Super Eagles Legends And How They Got Them

I know someone who missed a chance to win millions of cash after answering correctly some football related question but failed the one that has to do with ex Nigerian international and their nicknames. The guy was asked: Which former Player is refered to as THE MAN MUST NOT FALL? but guessed it wrongly as Segun Odegbami. The correct answer was said to be ETIM ESIN. This prompted me to do a little read up. Here's 8 funny nicknames of former Nigerian footballers and how they got them. 1. Nwankwo Kanu (Papilo) No sport lover won't know this. Kanu is arguably Nigeria’s most successful footballer who represented the country at the U-17, U-23 and the senior national team levels. A distinctive attribute from the former Arsenal striker is his wisdom, intelligence and meekness when de...
My First Time in Aeroplane, I Thought I’d Die – Woli Agba
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My First Time in Aeroplane, I Thought I’d Die – Woli Agba

Comedian Woli Agba has narrated how sacred he was when he boarded an aeroplane for the first time in his life. Real name Ayobami Ajewole, Woli Agba said he boarded the aircraft when the Alfa Sule Dance Troupe have him the opportunity to travel from Lagos to Abuja. Sharing his experience, he said: “It was really the first opportunity I had to travel out of the country. We went to South Africa. It was also the first time I would enter a plane. In fact, I didn’t even know that one could travel by air from Lagos to Abuja. “When the plane took off, I was smiling inside me. Suddenly, the pilot announced that the plane was in a sort of trouble. It was not funny. There and then, I told God that He didn’t bring me on the journey to waste my life. I thought I was going to die. ...
I Will Always Pick Money Over S*x In A Relationship – Nollywood Actress
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I Will Always Pick Money Over S*x In A Relationship – Nollywood Actress

Fast-rising Nollywood actress, Bukola Olaoluwakiitan has opened up on her career, love, s*x and much more in a new interview. Nollywood actress, Bukola Olaoluwakiitan Upcoming Yoruba actress, Bukola Olaoluwakiitan may very well be chasing a rare record in Nollywood after having featured in 30-35 films in the first year of her acting career.Beautiful, determined and talented, the business management graduate of University of South Africa and Osun State Polytechnic  is fired up to do battle with the best in the trade. Here, she talks about her career, love, s*x and much more. What lured you into acting? I have always had passion for it but I didn’t take it seriously when I first started. I hardly take things seriously, but fortunately one of my friends came hard on me and ins...
Funny Campaign Billboard Of Governor Ugwuanyi And ‘Jesus’ (Photo)
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Funny Campaign Billboard Of Governor Ugwuanyi And ‘Jesus’ (Photo)

A campaign billboard erected in solidarity of the executive governor of Enugu state, Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi, has got people talking for obvious reasons. The billboard was erected in Enugu to drum support for the incumbent governor who is seeking re-election on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in 2019 election. The intriguing part is that Jesus was brought into the campaign as "he told Enugu citizens to vote for the governor who would take the state to the promise land". Nigerians have reacted to the funny campaign billboard.
Asaba Films And The Ones In The Cinema Are Not So Different – Maureen Solomon Speaks On Nollywood And Why She Stopped Acting For 7 Years
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Asaba Films And The Ones In The Cinema Are Not So Different – Maureen Solomon Speaks On Nollywood And Why She Stopped Acting For 7 Years

Nollywood actress Maureen Solomon, who has been MIA from the movie industry for 7-years in a new interview with Inside Nollywood opened up about her absence and her take on the films produced these days. According to Maureen, Asaba produced films are not different from the ones shown in the cinemas. Read her interview below; It seems marriage has changed you. You look more beautiful, what is the secret? Thank you dear. First of all, it is God that has made me beautiful. I know and I am sure that it’s Him. Secondly, I don’t go out much. So, it’s peace of mind, nothing much and no secret really. You’re one of the actresses that people loved to watch in those days. Your fans would like to know why you have been off the screen for so long? It’s not so much silence because I w...
Hilarious! See What Happened When This Lady Asks A Man Out On A Date
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Hilarious! See What Happened When This Lady Asks A Man Out On A Date

Well, It should be normal but generally girls are shy to pop the real question. It has been the tradition from ages for a guy to ask the girl always. But things are changing for the good and its completely fine for a girl to propose. So this lady decided to grab the bull by the balls and make the first step but as can be seen from the chats, the guy didn’t respond positively. In the spirit of fairness though, ladies, will you agree to a date if a guy used these lines on you or do you expect something more artistic?
‘Men Ain’t Shit That’s Why I Play Them Like Football, Funny How All My Ex-boyfriends Know My Moves’ – Vera Sidika
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‘Men Ain’t Shit That’s Why I Play Them Like Football, Funny How All My Ex-boyfriends Know My Moves’ – Vera Sidika

Kenyan socialite, Vera Sidika, who recently accused her ex-boyfriend, Yomi Johnson of sending thugs to beat her during her stay in Nigeria, has reacted to Kevin Hart’s cheating scandal. According to her, she would never stay with a man who cheats. She further disclosed that she might just pretend to stay so she finds a replacement, as men ain’t shit to her.
Gifty Claps Back At Mr 2kay, Says “The Name Sounds Funny But It’s Unfortunate I Don’t Know Who That Is”
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Gifty Claps Back At Mr 2kay, Says “The Name Sounds Funny But It’s Unfortunate I Don’t Know Who That Is”

Ex BBN housemate, Gifty has clapped back at Mr 2kay after he granted another interview where he claimed he opened Instagram, snapchat and twitter account for her saying he supported her career. Gifty took to her Instagram page to clap back saying she doesn't know who Mr 2kay is after an IG follower asked for her reaction to the interview. Read it below...
Segun Wire Blasts Falz For Saying Musicians Should Stop Hailing Yahoo Boys
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Segun Wire Blasts Falz For Saying Musicians Should Stop Hailing Yahoo Boys

Chache Master, Segun Wire who went viral after he said He wanted to be a Yahoo Yahoo Boy in the Future, has ripped Falz apart after the latter urged his colleagues to stop hailing fraudsters in their music. In an Instagram post, Obviously not written by the 8 year old, Segun ripped into the Lawyer turned Singer.. and it’s not funny. He wrote; You know not the struggle !! So why speak ill of it please , how many futures have the yahoo boys destroyed abeg! Shebi na judge they collect bribe for back even before court case and so na senior advocates never destroy futures ?? !! You speak of SOFT WORK ….only GOD knows your own definition of SOFT WORk and why is nobody coming out to judge you for that term SOFT WORK ..now person talk CHACHE you they complain shey na your lappy them they ...
See What Happened When NEPA Wanted To Disconnect Electricity From A House
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See What Happened When NEPA Wanted To Disconnect Electricity From A House

This is very Funny. These Stranded PHCN officials called their office headquarters to restore electricity so that they can disconnect a house An Instagram user, mc4god1 who shared the video said "NEPA people come disconnect light, but light no dey, they are stranded. My brother this is the country we are, even the NEPA officials are stranded standing at the pole. What are they disconnecting? Is it light or darkness?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd6Rjkfh868
Newlywed Lawyer’s Caption About Her Crying Mom At Her Wedding
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Newlywed Lawyer’s Caption About Her Crying Mom At Her Wedding

This lady is really funny. A newlywed lawyer who got her mother crying at her wedding ceremony -has got herself trending on Instagram after posting this photo with a very hilarious caption. The lady posted a photo of her mom in tears and wrote; When they realized I won't be there to wash plates anymore....
Nigerians React To Thin Tall Tony’s Eviction From Big Brother Naija With Funny
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Nigerians React To Thin Tall Tony’s Eviction From Big Brother Naija With Funny

We all know Nigerians on media react to anything and everything... thereby Thin Tall Tony's case wouldn't be an exception, as they are all happy and even trolling on him after his eviction from the Big Brother Naija show tonight... He was up for nomination this week alongside 3 other housemates: Tboss, Debbie-Rise, and Efe but it's a pity he didn't survive it.
“I Am A Broke Old Man” – Obasanjo Tells Lady On Live Video
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“I Am A Broke Old Man” – Obasanjo Tells Lady On Live Video

A lady, identified as Bridget went live on facebook with Nigeria's former president, Olusegun Obasanjo. Bridget joked about wanting to take over his farm and he replied that she would be competing with "a lot of people, including the bank for it" The ex-president said he's a "Broke old man" when Bridget asked Funny enough, our daddy is still using Nokia Watch and Laugh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ashy4iYKX6s